I organised a meeting this week, inviting only one person - me.
In this meeting we were to discuss my poor record of attendance at work.
Unfortunately, shortly after sending out the invitation I received a phone call from myself in which I offered my apologies, saying that, sadly, I would be out of the office until Thursday 8th September and therefore unable to attend.
I then referred myself to Lindsay if I had any further queries and bid myself a very good day.
The minutes of the meeting will reflect that we were unable to establish a quorum.