I’ve really gone and put my foot in it and now I can’t seem to get it out, so I’ll be out of the office until the vaseline arrives.
If you need anything while I’m away, you can contact Jo.
Maybe I should use some elbow grease.
I'm out of the office until Tuesday 2nd January 2024
I’m taking time off to attend a birthday celebration. Normally I’d just go out for a meal or something, but this one’s pretty special, so I’ll be out of the office until 2nd January 2024.
If you need anything while I’m away, you can contact Jo or Carolyn. Although you might have trouble getting in touch with them, because they’ve been invited too.
As have you.
I'm out of the office until Friday 20th October 2023
I want a pony!
I want a pony and I'm not coming back to the office until I get one!
If you need anything while I'm away, please contact Jo.
I'm out of the office until Wednesday 18th October 2023
I can't decide what to wear, so I'll be out of the office until I can find that outfit that says "he's a confident go-getter", while hinting that I have a sensitive side.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Jo.
I'm out of the office until Tuesday 6th June 2023
There’s a chance that the Police might be chasing me, so I’ll be in hiding until it’s safe to come out. Probably Tuesday.
If you need anything while I’m away, you can contact Jo.
This is ridiculous. I haven’t done anything wrong and I’m minded to write a strongly worded letter to someone important.
I'm out of the office until Wednesday 22nd March 2023
"Look out - giant birds!" they shouted. But it was too late, and now I'm having to hike back to the office from their cliff top aerie.
The Sherpas guiding me back to base camp all agree it'll be around 22nd March before I can get home, but if you need anything while I'm away you can contact Jo.
I'm out of the office until Monday 16th January 2023
I've offered to read a story to the children in a local orphanage, but they unanimously asked for "War and Peace", so I'll be out of the office until Monday 16th January.
If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Jo.
Kids these days, eh?
I'm out of the office until Wednesday 14th December 2022
I was getting dressed to leave for work, when I realised that I'd accidentally left my only pair of trousers in Birmingham (long story).
I'm having them shipped back to me, but I've been told they won't arrive for another two weeks. Obviously I can't go to the office like this, so I guess I'll just sit here in my pants until they get here.
If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Jo.
I'm out of the office until Wednesday 19th October 2022
I've accidentally set the snooze on my alarm clock for two weeks, so I'll be back on Wednesday 19th October.
You can contact Jo, Carolyn or Dana if you need anything in the meantime.
I'm out of the office until Monday 28th March 2022
I'm undergoing a firmware upgrade, so I'll be out of the office waiting for the progress bar to finish before a full reboot.
If you need anything in the meantime, please contact Jo.
Updated features will include a new colour scheme and interactive trousers.
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