I'm currently trying to get every last little bit out of a jar of Marmite, which means I'll probably be out of the office until January 2nd.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Sam or Lou.
Obviously it is a very tasty spread, but I can't help feeling that this obsession says much more about me than it does about the Marmite.
I'm out of the office until Monday 8th July 2019
I'm on an expedition to the Andes so I'll be out of the office until Monday 8th July.
You may be interested to know that, before we reach the mountains, our journey will take us to the end of the Wristies. In addition, we'll be travelling through a number of towns and villages, all of whom have names based on the punchlines to trite jokes.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Sam.
You may be interested to know that, before we reach the mountains, our journey will take us to the end of the Wristies. In addition, we'll be travelling through a number of towns and villages, all of whom have names based on the punchlines to trite jokes.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Sam.
I'm out of the office until Wednesday 21st February 2019
I've been seeing a therapist recently so that I can finally try dispel the misconception I've always had that I'll be in the office from 13th until 20th February.
Yesterday we had a breakthrough.
I'll be out of the office until 21st February. If you need anything while I'm away, you should contact Lou.
There! I said it.
My God, that feels good.
Yesterday we had a breakthrough.
I'll be out of the office until 21st February. If you need anything while I'm away, you should contact Lou.
There! I said it.
My God, that feels good.
I'm out of the office until Wednesday 2nd January 2019
Years ago I started a software company with a friend of mine.
We had one simple goal - to automatically deliver a message to anyone looking to get in touch with me via email, informing them about my absence from work over a specific period of time.
Finally, here's the result: I'll be out of the office until Wednesday 2nd January 2019.
We had one simple goal - to automatically deliver a message to anyone looking to get in touch with me via email, informing them about my absence from work over a specific period of time.
Finally, here's the result: I'll be out of the office until Wednesday 2nd January 2019.
I'm out of the office until Thursday 18th October 2018
I was in a high stakes poker game last night and gambled away everything - my money, my car, my cats, my family, the jar of marmite I keep under the desk next to my shoes.
The only thing I had left to lose at the end of it all was the work I was going to do on Tuesday and Wednesday.
Predictably, I blew that too, so I'll be out of the office until Thursday.
If you need anything you can contact Rosie - she won big, so she'll be in all week.
The only thing I had left to lose at the end of it all was the work I was going to do on Tuesday and Wednesday.
Predictably, I blew that too, so I'll be out of the office until Thursday.
If you need anything you can contact Rosie - she won big, so she'll be in all week.
I'm out of the office until Monday 15th October 2018
I'm always worried that I'll have to come into the office and then do some work.
So it's with a great sense of relief that I can tell you I won't be in until Monday.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Sam or Kristin.
I am of course joking.
I live for my work and will be inconsolable until the weekend is finally over.
So it's with a great sense of relief that I can tell you I won't be in until Monday.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Sam or Kristin.
I am of course joking.
I live for my work and will be inconsolable until the weekend is finally over.
I'm out of the office until Monday 8th October 2018
I've painted myself into a corner, so I won't be in the office until the paint's dried.
The can says "touch dry in two days", but I'm going to leave it until Monday, just to be on the safe side.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Kristin or Sam.
The can says "touch dry in two days", but I'm going to leave it until Monday, just to be on the safe side.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Kristin or Sam.
I am out of the office until Friday 28th September 2018
Please print out and complete the form below. When you have done so, scan it and email it to Sam and Rosie.
I am in need of assistance in the absence of ...........................
(insert name of person from whom you need assistance)
Tip: you'll need to put my name in here.
I have already completed the requisite form declaring when I am absent from work until. You may find it useful, so here's a copy of the relevant section:
I'll be back in the office on Friday.
I am in need of assistance in the absence of ...........................
(insert name of person from whom you need assistance)
Tip: you'll need to put my name in here.
I have already completed the requisite form declaring when I am absent from work until. You may find it useful, so here's a copy of the relevant section:
I'll be back in the office on Friday.
I'm out of the office until Monday 24th September 2018
I'm away from the office right now.
If you need to get hold of me, just turn to page 15 in the instruction manual and refer to the section entitled "I need to get hold of you, but you're out of the office right now."
If you don't have a copy the instruction manual you can contact Kristin.Rathje@Specsavers.com and she'll send you one.
Alternatively you can contact Kristin and ask her how to get hold of me.
If you need to get hold of me, just turn to page 15 in the instruction manual and refer to the section entitled "I need to get hold of you, but you're out of the office right now."
If you don't have a copy the instruction manual you can contact Kristin.Rathje@Specsavers.com and she'll send you one.
Alternatively you can contact Kristin and ask her how to get hold of me.
I'm out of the office until Monday 17th September 2018
Someone left a package outside my front door this morning.
Inside was a box filled with (and I could hardly believe it) two days off work.
Neither of them was really my colour, but you know, gift horse and all that.
If you need anything while I'm off, you can contact Sam or Rosie.
Inside was a box filled with (and I could hardly believe it) two days off work.
Neither of them was really my colour, but you know, gift horse and all that.
If you need anything while I'm off, you can contact Sam or Rosie.
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