"Look out - giant birds!" they shouted. But it was too late, and now I'm having to hike back to the office from their cliff top aerie.
The Sherpas guiding me back to base camp all agree it'll be around 22nd March before I can get home, but if you need anything while I'm away you can contact Jo.
I've offered to read a story to the children in a local orphanage, but they unanimously asked for "War and Peace", so I'll be out of the office until Monday 16th January.
If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Jo.
Kids these days, eh?
I was getting dressed to leave for work, when I realised that I'd accidentally left my only pair of trousers in Birmingham (long story).
I'm having them shipped back to me, but I've been told they won't arrive for another two weeks. Obviously I can't go to the office like this, so I guess I'll just sit here in my pants until they get here.
If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Jo.
I've accidentally set the snooze on my alarm clock for two weeks, so I'll be back on Wednesday 19th October.
You can contact Jo, Carolyn or Dana if you need anything in the meantime.
There's a very low probability that I'll be in the office before Monday 7th February. It's so unlikely, that you'd be wise to assume I'm not there.
If you need anything while I'm sure to be away, you should almost certainly contact Jo, who is definitely excellent.
After attending a ten step course on avoiding responsibility (in which we were encouraged to leave after the first four steps), I'll be out of the office until next Monday.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Jo.
Following an increase in admin, I've sustained a lot of paper cuts and I'm avoiding all potentially lemon juice based activities - including work.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Jo.
