I'm out of the office until Friday 2nd January 2015

A colleague recently advised me that my life would be vastly improved if I tried harder to live in the present, so I've had myself wrapped in cardboard, shiny paper and ribbons.
Consequently I won't be able to return to the office until I've been unwrapped.

If you need anything very urgently you can call me on my mobile, but you should probably let it ring for a while as I'm finding it quite hard to reach my pockets.

I'm out of the office until Monday 15th December 2014

I'm in Paris right now for the premiere of my fabulous new Winter/Spring collection based on the theme of not being in the office.
It's mostly casual wear, aimed at the discerning man or woman who wants something a little more unique for when they're away from work.
I'm currently sporting a particularly epic chemise with peach epaulettes and in keeping with the sprit of the range, I'm out of the office.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lou or Rosie - both of whom are just wearing work clothes.

I'm out of the office until Monday 8th December 2014

I'm assembling a flatpack wardrobe to house my collection of antique Victorian smoking jackets and it's proving much harder than I thought.
The sides are up and the top's on and now the instructions say:
"Once D10 and E5 have been secured, you should leave the office until Monday 8th December."

If you need anything while I'm away, I'll send you the manual for contacting Lindsay and Lou.