I'm out of the office until Thursday 2nd February 2017

Lately I've been having a lot of trouble in differentiating between reality and metaphor.
It's not been a major problem up to now, but then we hit a snag at work the other day and I ended up banging my head against a brick wall before being taken to hospital with concussion.

If you need any help while I'm recovering, you can call on Lou, Rosie or Lucy, who will bend over backwards to help you. No, really, it's insane, they can all do it.

I'm out of the office until Thursday 26th January 2017

Some of mankind's most incredible achievements were conceived in the workplace. But I'm not really looking for the kind of attention that comes with success, so I'm steering clear of the office for a few days to avoid anything that might inspire me to greatness.

Lou, Rosie and Lucy are still pegging away at it, so get in touch with them in case you need anything while I'm away.

I'm out of the office until Thursday 13th January 2017

I recently joined a band of freedom fighters in Mauritius and swore an oath to stay on until we’ve beaten back the opposition and retaken the capital.

Fairly soon after arriving yesterday I discovered that there’s not actually a war going on here and people are coexisting peacefully, so the job’s pretty much done and I should be on the next available flight home.

If you need anything while I’m travelling back, you can contact Lou.