I'm out of the office until Wednesday 7th March

If you're contacting me to ask for something and I come across a little distant, it's because I've gone somewhere far away.

Should you still need help with whatever it is, get in touch with Rosie, who will appear much closer by comparison.

I'm out of the office until Monday 26th February 2018

My current absence can be explained by a combination of two things:
a) Mistaking the local boxing club for the venue of our quarterly drinks evening.
b) Asking if I can have a large punch.

I'm told I'll be ready to leave hospital and return to work on 26th Feb.

If you need anything while I'm healing, you can contact Rosie.

I'm out of the office until Monday 12th February 2018

My wife suggested I get out more, so I agreed to join one of the local clubs.
As luck would have it, it turned out to be a club for people who like being out of the office until Monday 12th February, which is great, because that's when I'm out of the office until.

Rosie and Lou are members of a club for people who can help you while I'm away. In fact I think they run it.