I'm out of the office until Friday 29th April 2016

I'm up here in the rarified air and earthly things, like turning up for work, are of no consequence to me. So I'll be out of the office until a sense of reality seeps back into my life.

Lou, Rosie and Lucy are around to help out while I'm away.
Or not.
It's just another thing that doesn't really register with me right now.

I'm out of the office until Friday 22nd April 2016

"It's a sure thing", they said.
"Can't miss", they said, "you'll definitely be in the office".

So, got myself down the bookies and stuck a monkey on the nose at 10 to 1.

Might as well have flushed it down the khazee - turns out I'm not back in until Friday.

Never mind, here's a hot tip: contact Lou, Rosie or Lucy and they'll help you out.
Trust me.

I'm out of the office until Friday 15th April 2016

Because of the recent influx of traffic into the department, I've been placed in a holding pattern around a beacon outside the office until the congestion's eased.

If you need any help while I'm up there, you can call on Lou, Rosie, or Lucy - they landed earlier.

I'm out of the office until Thursday 7th April 2016

I've been practicing the ancient art of "Being in the Office", but as I'm just a beginner, I'll be away until Thursday 7th April.

If you need anything while I'm gone, you should contact Lindsay or Lou - they've been doing it for years, so they should be in.