I just had a bet with Chris that I'd be in the office until 31st October - but I lost.
Consequently, I'll be out of the office until 31st October.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can try to contact Lindsay or Lou, but it was kind of sweepstake thing and they lost too.
I'm out of the office until 30th October 2012
Once in a thousand years, four distant stars lying at the heart of our galaxy fall into alignment.
On that day a chosen one will rise from amongst us.
On that day he will reveal his secret to the world and the lives of every man, woman and child will be changed forever.
I am that man. And this is the time...
Naturally this kind of thing comes with a whole load of time-consuming administration, so I'll be out of the office until 25th October.
If you need anything while I'm away, please contact Lindsay or Lou.
Please bear in mind that things will likely be quite significantly different when I get back.
On that day a chosen one will rise from amongst us.
On that day he will reveal his secret to the world and the lives of every man, woman and child will be changed forever.
I am that man. And this is the time...
Naturally this kind of thing comes with a whole load of time-consuming administration, so I'll be out of the office until 25th October.
If you need anything while I'm away, please contact Lindsay or Lou.
Please bear in mind that things will likely be quite significantly different when I get back.
I'm out of the office until 25th October 2012
I've entered a deep yogic trance and will wake, spiritually refreshed and enlightened, on 25th October.
Should you need any help while I am in this state, you should seek out Lindsay or Lou.
Alternatively you could set aside your worldly concerns, re-evaluate your life, and join me in the quest to reach a higher place of consciousness.
Should you need any help while I am in this state, you should seek out Lindsay or Lou.
Alternatively you could set aside your worldly concerns, re-evaluate your life, and join me in the quest to reach a higher place of consciousness.
I'm out of the office until 23rd October 2012 - Survey results
I feel as if I will be out of the office until 23rd October:
Strongly agree
x Agree
Neither agree nor disagree
Disagree
Strongly disagree
I think that, in the event of my being out of the office, contacting Lindsay or Lou would be a good idea:
x Strongly agree
Agree
Neither agree nor disagree
Disagree
Strongly disagree
Strongly agree
x Agree
Neither agree nor disagree
Disagree
Strongly disagree
I think that, in the event of my being out of the office, contacting Lindsay or Lou would be a good idea:
x Strongly agree
Agree
Neither agree nor disagree
Disagree
Strongly disagree
I'm out of the office until 12th October
I don't know if you saw it, but I've just been on
"Wheel of Out of the Office".
It's a new TV game show, where the contestants each take
turns to spin a giant wheel to see when they're out of the office until.
I got knocked out in the second round - but luckily nobody
goes home empty handed, so I'll be out of the office until Friday 12th October.
If you need any help while I'm enjoying my winnings, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
Incidentally, the star prize was an office. How ironic.
If you need any help while I'm enjoying my winnings, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
Incidentally, the star prize was an office. How ironic.
I'm out of the office until 8th October 2012
I've received a nasty bump to the head and can't remember anything about the whatsit.
I have a vague feeling that I'll be back sometime, but if you need whatever service I usually provide, you should probably contact someone (I think it's a woman) and they'll probably know what this is all about.
Or not.
I'm just not sure.
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