I'm out of the office until Thursday 18th October 2018

I was in a high stakes poker game last night and gambled away everything - my money, my car, my cats, my family, the jar of marmite I keep under the desk next to my shoes.
The only thing I had left to lose at the end of it all was the work I was going to do on Tuesday and Wednesday.
Predictably, I blew that too, so I'll be out of the office until Thursday.

If you need anything you can contact Rosie - she won big, so she'll be in all week.

I'm out of the office until Monday 15th October 2018

I'm always worried that I'll have to come into the office and then do some work.
So it's with a great sense of relief that I can tell you I won't be in until Monday.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Sam or Kristin.

I am of course joking.
I live for my work and will be inconsolable until the weekend is finally over.

I'm out of the office until Monday 8th October 2018

I've painted myself into a corner, so I won't be in the office until the paint's dried.

The can says "touch dry in two days", but I'm going to leave it until Monday, just to be on the safe side.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Kristin or Sam.