I'm out of the office until Monday 4th August 2014

I've recently been attending a drama evening class and I'm really excited about this weeks assignment, for which we were told to imagine not being in the office until Monday 4th August.

Jenna and Rosies' assignments were to play out scenes in which you contact them if you need any help while I'm "away".

I have to say, they're properly nailing it.

I'm out of the office until Thursday 24th July 2014

We'll soon be opening a new high street store called "World of Out of Office Replies", where you can browse through a range of sumptuous reasons for not being in the office.

I'm currently trialling a new model which makes me out of the office until Thursday 24th July.

At no extra cost, it comes with Lou, Jenna and Rosie who can help you while I'm away.

Bargain.

I'm out of the office until Tuesday 22nd July 2014

Reader's Digest recently published an article listing the top ten things that you won't find in the office.
Imagine my surprise and delight when I found I was at number seven.

Lou, Jenna and Rosie didn't even make the top fifty - so you can call them if you need anything while I'm away.

I'm out of the office until Friday 18th July 2014

We recently did some psychological profiling at work and one of the questions asked how we would best describe ourselves.
Naturally, I said that I had always considered myself to be the kind of person who would be out of the office until Friday 18th July.

What was weird was that Lou, Jenna or Rosie all said that they were the kind of people you should contact while I'm away.

I'm out of the office until Monday 14th July 2014

From the recently revised King James Bible, Deuteronomy, Chapter 1:vs 9-11

"And I spake unto you at that time, saying, therefore shall I not reside within the limits of mine office until Monday 14th July.
And, lo, should mine absence afflict thee, seek thou the council of Lou and Rosie, upon whom was laid that most precious of knowledge.
Oh, and also, blessed art the bringers of the cake."