I'm out of the office until Tuesday 29th November 2016

Welcome to this online course, which should help you to get up and running with knowing who's in the office and who isn't.

During the course you'll be familiarising yourself with a number of staff members and learning whether or not they are in the office.

Let's get started.

When looking to find out who isn't in the office until Tuesday 29th November, you should refer to this comprehensive list:

Me

In addition to this, it's really useful to know who is in the office. That way you will know who to contact in case you need any help.
Here are your options:

Lou
Rosie
Lucy
Lindsay

Congratulations! You've successfully completed the course.

What to do next - you should think about building on the skills you've learned in this course by considering the following modules:

Swivel chairs for beginners.
Pen or pencil? How and when to use them.
The door - an introduction to entering and leaving.
Where's the toilet?

I'm out of the office until Tuesday 22nd November 2016

I've taken up micro embroidery, a niche hobby needing a steady hand and a keen eye.
I don't have either, so I won't be able to come to the office until I've at least finished threading the needle.

If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Lou or Rosie.

Ahhhhhhhh! ... dropped it.

I'm out of the office until Monday 14th November 2016

I'm in the middle of a beauty therapy session and won't be able to come to the office until I've been peeled, scrubbed, exfoliated and moisturised to the point of exceptional loveliness.

If you need anything while I'm away, you should contact Lou.

Given the amount of money it's costing me to roll back the years, I should look end up looking like a five year-old.

I'm out of the office until Monday 7th November 2016

I've just undergone a life-changing experience.

Normally you'd expect this kind of thing to have a long-lasting and profound effect, but in this case it's just left me with the sincere belief that I should be out of the office until Monday 7th November.

I've subsequently tried to convince Rosie and Lindsay that they should do the same, but they can't seem to see things my way, so you can call on them if you need help with anything.