I'm out of the office until Thursday 27th June

I've been distracted by a shiny thing which I just can't seem to take my eye off so I'll be out of the office until I can tear myself away.

If you need any help in the meantime, please contact Lindsay or Lou.

Oooooh, it's really lovely

I'm out of the office until Monday 24th June 2013

I'm protesting about something very important and handcuffed myself to some railings until my demands have been met, so I'll be out of the office until Monday 24th June, by which time I'm sure the people concerned with this thing will have come to their senses and changed whatever it is that's got me so worked up.

If you need any help in the meantime, you can contact Lindsay or Lou. They don't feel quite as strongly as I do - but they should. It almost certainly matters.

I'm out of the office until Monday 17th June 2013

Occasionally my duties as President of the campaign for vacant workplaces comes into direct conflict with the obligations laid down in my  employment contract.
This is one of those unfortunate times, so I'll be out off the office until I've fulfilled my presidential mandate.

If you need any help in the meantime you can contact Lindsay or Lou.

Should you wish to join the campaign, just call our head office.
Naturally, you'll have to leave a message, as there won't be anyone in.

I'm out of the office until Thursday 6th June 2013

I've pioneered a new technique for being somewhere else for extended periods of time.
It's in the early stages of development and I can't run it at full power yet, so all I can manage right now is to be out of the office until Thursday 6th June.

If you need any help in the meantime, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.

If the project funding comes through next month, I should be able to be in Havana for a fortnight.