I'm out of the office until 28th June 2020

I've fallen through a worm hole and can't get out (because of the physics), so I'll be away from the office until I can cross the event horizon.

If you need anything while I'm away, please contact Jo.

Surprised to see there are actual worms here.

I'm out of the office until 22nd June 2021

I've learned to fly by closing my eyes and saying the magic words, so I'll be out of the office until Tuesday, cruising the skies.

If you need anything while I'm away, please contact Jo.

Alternatively say my name three times, while waving a sprig of heather and I'll appear before you.