I'm out of the office until Monday 8th July 2019

I'm on an expedition to the Andes so I'll be out of the office until Monday 8th July.

You may be interested to know that, before we reach the mountains, our journey will take us to the end of the Wristies. In addition, we'll be travelling through a number of towns and villages, all of whom have names based on the punchlines to trite jokes.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Sam.

I'm out of the office until Wednesday 21st February 2019

I've been seeing a therapist recently so that I can finally try dispel the misconception I've always had that I'll be in the office from 13th until 20th February.

Yesterday we had a breakthrough.

I'll be out of the office until 21st February. If you need anything while I'm away, you should contact Lou.

There! I said it.

My God, that feels good.