I'm out of the office until Monday 30th July 2018

I've been feeling a little hoarse recently, but it's become much worse over the last few days and he's run off while I was holding the reins, dragging me out of the office.

If you need anything while I'm trying to cut myself loose, you can call me on the mobile.

Spelling never my strong suit.

I'm out of the office until Wednesday 18th July 2018

I'm on a show called "I'm not a celebrity, get me out of the office", where people who aren't famous try to leave the office.

Newsflash: I'VE WON!!!!!!!!

If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Rosie or Kristin.

I'm out of the office until Monday 9th July 2018

As a dare I wrote my out of office message in 40 foot high letters on a pitch black hillside with white paint (in a sans serif font). Here's a picture of it:

I am out of the office until Monday 9th July.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Kristin.Rathje@specsavers.com or Rosie.LeFriec@Specsavers.com.