I'm out of the office until Thursday 29th January 2015

I'm being chased by an unusually persistent dog. Normally they give up after the first five minutes, but it's been two days non-stop and we're just approaching the outskirts of Bristol.

Hopefully he'll give up soon so I can get back to the office, but if you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lou or Lindsay.

I'm out of the office until Friday 23rd January 2015

On a tour of a local brewery, I missed a step and fell into one of the vats.

The good news is that I love you all.
On the downside my memory's gone, I'm starting to feel a bit ill and I won't be in the office until I'm able to pick which of my desks is the real one.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.

Did I mention that I love you?

I'm out of the office until Monday 19th January 2015

I'm doing something for charity and won't be back in the office until I've gone a long way or done something a great many times.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.

If you'd like to sponsor me, I'll leave a form on my desk. Most people are putting themselves down for 50p per unit length or repetition (whichever is the larger).

I'm out of the office until Thursday 15th january 2015

I'll be off for a couple of days attending a clinical trial to test whether or not I'm in the office.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.

I'm out of the office until Friday 9th January 2014

I've been playing on a roundabout, but someone spun it around so fast that i got really dizzy and can't find my way to the office.

I'm trying to go round and round in the other direction to see if that'll help, but in the meantime, you should contact Lindsay or Lou (they're on the swings).