On a tour of a local brewery, I missed a step and fell into one of the vats.
The good news is that I love you all.
On the downside my memory's gone, I'm starting to feel a bit ill and I won't be in the office until I'm able to pick which of my desks is the real one.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
Did I mention that I love you?