I'm out of the office until January 2nd 2020

I'm currently trying to get every last little bit out of a jar of Marmite, which means I'll probably be out of the office until January 2nd.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Sam or Lou.

Obviously it is a very tasty spread, but I can't help feeling that this obsession says much more about me than it does about the Marmite.