I'm out of the office until Monday 6th January 2014

Along with my friends, Faceman, Murdock and Mr.T, I'm helping a local community of farmers throw off the oppressive yolk of a corrupt and wealthy land owner.
I imagine it'll probably involve a number of small scuffles with the villains' henchmen, followed by a day in a barn customising a piece of farming equipment to be used in a climactic battle.

Anyhoo, I've sure got my hands full, so I'll be out of the office until Monday 6th January, by which time I hope the whole plan will have come together.

I love it when that happens.

I'm out of the office until Friday 13th December 2013

I'm on an artisnal pencil sharpening course, and won't be back in the office until Friday 13th December.

Should you require my assistance with any of your graphite based writing implements, I'd be happy to take your bookings on my return. No time wasters, please.

If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Lou or Lindsay.

I'm out of the office until Friday 6th December 2013

I've just been told that I've become wildly popular in Germany and that my agent has organised an impromptu tour of Bavaria and Lower Saxony.
It's all happened so fast that I'm not even too sure why they're so crazy for me, or what I have to do when I get there, but what I can tell you for sure is that I'll be out of the office until Friday 6th December.

If you need any help in the meantime you can call on Lou or Lindsay.

Auf wiedersehen, Liebings!