I'm out of the office until Monday 5th September 2016

We had a massive clear out the other day and now the office looks just spiffy.
Turns out there was a whole heap of stuff we didn't need, so we bagged it all up and sent it off to be recycled.

What we didn't realise was that we'd been a bit overzealous and got rid of all my work days from 22nd August to 2nd September.

Sensibly, Lou, Rosie and Lindsay kept all theirs in a safe place, so they'll be around to help you out while I'm away.

You should also know that all of my hours at work are obtained from sustainable sources.

I'm out of the office until Monday 15th August 2016

The tests are back in and because of a rare genetic abnormality (from my mother's side), it seems that I'm slowly turning into tasty cakes.
It doesn't affect how I work, but the problem is that all the people in the office keep sneaking up and nibbling bits off me.

Without treatment, the condition will only worsen, so I'm taking some time off to convalesce.
Equally, if I stay at work, I'll be preyed upon by my colleagues until there's nothing left.

If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Rosie, Lou or Lindsay.

No, Lindsay! Leave my current buns alone!

I'm out of the office until Monday 8th August 2016

Our work has always been a beautifully choreographed ballet of endeavour.
For us to function so perfectly together, each of our movements must flow seamlessly from one to the next.

Unfortunately, I dance like a spanner, so I tend not to be in so much.

If you need anything while I'm away contact Rosie, Lou or Lindsay.