I was in a high stakes poker game last night and gambled away everything - my money, my car, my cats, my family, the jar of marmite I keep under the desk next to my shoes.
The only thing I had left to lose at the end of it all was the work I was going to do on Tuesday and Wednesday.
Predictably, I blew that too, so I'll be out of the office until Thursday.
If you need anything you can contact Rosie - she won big, so she'll be in all week.
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