I'm out of the office until 12th October

I don't know if you saw it, but I've just been on "Wheel of Out of the Office". It's a new TV game show, where the contestants each take turns to spin a giant wheel to see when they're out of the office until. I got knocked out in the second round - but luckily nobody goes home empty handed, so I'll be out of the office until Friday 12th October.

If you need any help while I'm enjoying my winnings, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.

Incidentally, the star prize was an office. How ironic.