Once in a thousand years, four distant stars lying at the heart of our galaxy fall into alignment.
On that day a chosen one will rise from amongst us.
On that day he will reveal his secret to the world and the lives of every man, woman and child will be changed forever.
I am that man. And this is the time...
Naturally this kind of thing comes with a whole load of time-consuming administration, so I'll be out of the office until 25th October.
If you need anything while I'm away, please contact Lindsay or Lou.
Please bear in mind that things will likely be quite significantly different when I get back.