"It's a sure thing", they said.
"Can't miss", they said, "you'll definitely be in the office".
So, got myself down the bookies and stuck a monkey on the nose at 10 to 1.
Might as well have flushed it down the khazee - turns out I'm not back in until Friday.
Never mind, here's a hot tip: contact Lou, Rosie or Lucy and they'll help you out.