I drove past a sign the other day.
It said, "All you can eat chicken dinner £5. Offer on for two weeks only."
Naturally I went in to check it out.
It was only after the fourth helping that I found out I had to actually stay in the restaurant for two weeks to validate the offer, so I'll be out of the office for longer than I thought.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay, Lou or Lucy.