I can't share any sensitive company information with you, so I'm not at liberty to discuss where I am right now. You're just going to have to get used to not knowing if I'm out of the office until Friday 5th February.
And don't go thinking that receiving this email implies my absence, because it doesn't.
If I did happen to be away and you needed something, you could always contact Lou or Lindsay, but don't go thinking that you'll be any wiser as to my whereabouts afterwards.
Come to think of it, I shouldn't really be telling you their names, either.