I'm out of the office until Tuesday 5th May 2015

I'm feigning illness, so I'll be out of the office for just the right amount of time to make people think that it's something unpleasant, but not overly serious.

If you need anything while I'm "unwell," you can contact Lindsay, Lou or Rosie.

You can also call me, but it'll be difficult to understand what I'm saying, because of the fake, whispery, rasping voice I use.

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