Here's the plan:
You email me and tell me that you need somethingorother (I'll leave the details up to you).
I'll make sure that you receive a message (probably this one), telling you that I'm not in the office right now.
This is the clever part - you get hold of Lou, Lindsay or Rosie and tell them that you need whatever it is and they'll help you with it.
Finally, I'll return to work on Friday 26th May and pick up where I left off.