I'm out of the office until Monday 8th July 2013

I'm off on a course to learn how to kill a man with my bare hands, so I'll be out of the office until Monday.
I shouldn't need to mention it, but you should probably try to be super nice the next time we meet.

If you need any help while I'm away, you can talk to Lindsay or Lou, who have serendipitously just come back from a course on how to hide a body. How's that for joined up thinking?

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