I'm out of the office until Thursday 18th April 2013

One of my body parts has unexpectedly grown to an enormous size and it's now so large that I am unable to leave the house. As a result I'll be out of the office until it's gone down a bit.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.

(If you can guess what it is, I'll have to a chocolate version of it made and sent to you).

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