I've become a knight and have been sent on a quest to find a rare religious artifact, so I'll be out of the office until I succeed.
Historically, this has been an arduous and time-consuming task, with only a marginal chance of survival, but since the advent of the internet, things have become considerably easier.
As it happens, all I had to do was go to Ebay and type in "Grail".
I'm currently the highest bidder.
If you need anything in the meantime you can speak to the fair maidens Lady Lindsay and Lady Lou.