I've been breeched.
It all happened about sixteen hours ago.
I've got three crews working round the clock to try and seal the hole and pump out all the water, but even if we stop the ingress, I'm going to be unable to return to the office until I've been stripped out and refitted.
If you need anything while I'm out of action you can contact Jenna or Rosie.
I'm out of the office until Monday 4th August 2014
I've recently been attending a drama evening class and I'm really excited about this weeks assignment, for which we were told to imagine not being in the office until Monday 4th August.
Jenna and Rosies' assignments were to play out scenes in which you contact them if you need any help while I'm "away".
I have to say, they're properly nailing it.
Jenna and Rosies' assignments were to play out scenes in which you contact them if you need any help while I'm "away".
I have to say, they're properly nailing it.
I'm out of the office until Thursday 24th July 2014
We'll soon be opening a new high street store called "World of Out of Office Replies", where you can browse through a range of sumptuous reasons for not being in the office.
I'm currently trialling a new model which makes me out of the office until Thursday 24th July.
At no extra cost, it comes with Lou, Jenna and Rosie who can help you while I'm away.
Bargain.
I'm currently trialling a new model which makes me out of the office until Thursday 24th July.
At no extra cost, it comes with Lou, Jenna and Rosie who can help you while I'm away.
Bargain.
I'm out of the office until Tuesday 22nd July 2014
Reader's Digest recently published an article listing the top ten things that you won't find in the office.
Imagine my surprise and delight when I found I was at number seven.
Lou, Jenna and Rosie didn't even make the top fifty - so you can call them if you need anything while I'm away.
Imagine my surprise and delight when I found I was at number seven.
Lou, Jenna and Rosie didn't even make the top fifty - so you can call them if you need anything while I'm away.
I'm out of the office until Friday 18th July 2014
We recently did some psychological profiling at work and one of the questions asked how we would best describe ourselves.
Naturally, I said that I had always considered myself to be the kind of person who would be out of the office until Friday 18th July.
What was weird was that Lou, Jenna or Rosie all said that they were the kind of people you should contact while I'm away.
Naturally, I said that I had always considered myself to be the kind of person who would be out of the office until Friday 18th July.
What was weird was that Lou, Jenna or Rosie all said that they were the kind of people you should contact while I'm away.
I'm out of the office until Monday 14th July 2014
From the recently revised King James Bible, Deuteronomy, Chapter 1:vs 9-11
"And I spake unto you at that time, saying, therefore shall I not reside within the limits of mine office until Monday 14th July.
And, lo, should mine absence afflict thee, seek thou the council of Lou and Rosie, upon whom was laid that most precious of knowledge.
Oh, and also, blessed art the bringers of the cake."
"And I spake unto you at that time, saying, therefore shall I not reside within the limits of mine office until Monday 14th July.
And, lo, should mine absence afflict thee, seek thou the council of Lou and Rosie, upon whom was laid that most precious of knowledge.
Oh, and also, blessed art the bringers of the cake."
I'm out of the office until Wednesday 2nd July 2014
I've become a famous multi-award-winning chef and now run a fabulous mountain-top restaurant frequented by A-list Hollywood stars, heads of state and wealthy businessmen.
Having said that, it's only part-time, so I should be back in the office on 2nd July.
If you need anything while I'm away, you should contact Lou or Rosie - unless you're looking for a starter or main course, in which case I think we have a table free in February.
Having said that, it's only part-time, so I should be back in the office on 2nd July.
If you need anything while I'm away, you should contact Lou or Rosie - unless you're looking for a starter or main course, in which case I think we have a table free in February.
I'm out of the office until Friday 27th June 2014
I've lost my list of things to do today - which is a bummer, because first on the list was to go to work.
So I guess I'll be out the office until I can find it.
If you need anything in the meantime, you can contact Lou or Rosie.
I would have given them a copy (to avoid things like this happening), but that was one of the other things on the list.
If you need anything in the meantime, you can contact Lou or Rosie.
I would have given them a copy (to avoid things like this happening), but that was one of the other things on the list.
I'm out of the office until Friday 20th June 2014
I'm having tea with a chatty old lady, who's continuously plying me with biscuits and cake.
It's one of those awkward situations where I really have to leave, but I can't seem to find the right time to excuse myself.
Normally I wouldn't complain, but it's been two days now and I really need to get back to the office.
If you need anything in the meantime you can contact Lindsay or Lou - but don't tell them about the cake or we'll all get stuck here.
It's one of those awkward situations where I really have to leave, but I can't seem to find the right time to excuse myself.
Normally I wouldn't complain, but it's been two days now and I really need to get back to the office.
If you need anything in the meantime you can contact Lindsay or Lou - but don't tell them about the cake or we'll all get stuck here.
I'm out of the office until Friday 13th June 2014
We've lost the office dictionary and so I'm unable to define exactly what the office is.
This being the case, I can't really guarantee that I'm going to be in it until we can nail down the proper meaning.
If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
They looked it up online.
This being the case, I can't really guarantee that I'm going to be in it until we can nail down the proper meaning.
If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
They looked it up online.
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