There's elections in Kenya, as you're probably aware.
What you won't know is that, following a catastrophic spelling error in one of the presidential candidate's campaign literature, I'm now in the running for high office.
They sent a limo round and picked me up this morning, so I'll be out of the office until I can either straighten this out, or try to implement the radical reforms that my supporters have been demanding for so long.
Contact Rosie if you need anything while I'm away.
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