I was searching for an online course to increase my productivity at work and eventually settled for one that promised "Results in no time".
What can I say? I've subsequently discovered that it's a scam and it turns out that I've actually been learning how to be LESS productive, so I'll be out of the office until Tuesday 18th July.
If you need anything while I'm off, you can contact Rosie or Lou.
Just so you're aware, I'll likely be lazy and disorganised when I get back, until I can find another, more reliable source of training.