Like everyone, I've got a switch in my house that doesn't seem to do anything.
Normally we leave it off, just 'cos we reckon it's safer that way.
But the other day I thought I'd leave it on and see what what happens.
Turns out it stops me going to work, so I'll be out of the office until Monday 11th July.
If you need anything while I'm out, you can contact Lou or Rosie - they're permanently switched on.
To be clear, that's "switched" and not "turned".