We went to see a magician last night.
He picked me out of the audience and got me to stand in this empty box, after which he magicked me away and I disappeared.
What we didn't realise at the time was that it was real magic, so I'll be unable to come to the office until he plucks me from behind the ear of an unsuspecting punter in a ground-breaking street performance that will have everyone talking for years.
If you need any help while I'm away, say the magic words and Rosie or Lou will appear from nowhere and sort everything out.
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