As you've no doubt heard by now, I've been replaced by an artificial intelligence.
My job no longer requires any physical presence and so it was only my brain that was of any use (if we're being charitable).
But don't be sad. Remember those violent mood swings I used to have? I'm taking them with me.
And the "mystery biscuit thief"? Gone.
If you need anything from my corporeal self, you should contact Lindsay and Lou (or that's what we're calling them, for the sake of nostalgia).