I've spent all my money on a massive pair shoes made of gold. Man, they look awesome.
Unfortunately, they're so heavy that I can't move when I'm wearing them, so I'll be out of the office until: a) I can bear to be without them, or b) my legs get stronger and I can manage to walk.
In the meantime you can contact Lindsay or Lou if you need any help.
They bought saffron sandals, which with hindsight was a much better idea.