The WWF (no, not the wrestling one) has just added me to their endangered species list.
They told me that I've been nearly hunted to extinction by poachers, because my ears are highly prized for use in popular Chinese herbal remedies.
Although there's no immediate danger here, my WWF case officer called me last night to tell me that I should probably keep my head down, just to be on the safe side, so I won't be able to come to work for a few days.
If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
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