This is my out of office reply.
Do come in and have a look around, won't you?
As you'll see it's a relatively sumptuous four paragraph affair with a lavish variety of carefully selected words and a fetching black sans serif type set on a pristine white background.
Very de rigeur.
Anyway, I'm just going to pop out for a few days and you can contact Lindsay, Lou or Rosie if you need anything.
Now, where did I put their contact details? I think they're just under the penultimate sentence ... aah yes: