This week, instead of leaving the office, I've decided stay in exactly the same place.
Unfortunately I failed to take into account the movement of the earth though space and so, although I have remained stationary, the office's relative position has shifted and consequently I am no longer in it.
If you need anything while the office is away from me, you can contact Lindsay or Lou, both of whom have a much firmer grasp of the science surrounding these issues.
It's exactly these kinds of minor miscalculations that cost me the nobel.
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