It's uncommon knowledge that I was born one of twins. My brother and I were identical in every way and were inseparable until we reached the age of ten. On our tenth birthday, we were each blessed with a special gift.
My brother was endowed with the power of healing. He became a great doctor, saving countless lives and curing the sick in their thousands.
I was given the the ability to communicate my absence from work.
I will be out of the office until Monday 16th September, if you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
I know, impressive, isn't it?