Following an accident whilst on a visit to a nuclear reactor, my DNA has been altered and I have discovered a range of what I'm hesitant to describe as super-powers.
1. I can jump from tall buildings (admittedly only once).
2. I'm able to sense when people are near using only my hands (there is an injunction out, but it lapses mid October).
3. I am out of the office until Tuesday 12th March
Lindsay and Lou are working to find out if this last one can be reversed and you should contact them if you need help or if you want a progress report on the development of the antidote.
Whatever the outcome, there's no denying that human evolution has just experienced a massive leap forward.