I've taken the blue pill, so I won't be in the "office" for a while.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Also, remember there is no spoon.
I'm out of the office until Friday 6th June 2014
In a recent survey at work, 80% of respondents were concerned that I wouldn't be in the office right now.
In the follow up study, it turned out that their concerns were well placed, as I'm out of the office until Friday 6th June.
Other results from the survey showed that 95% of people thought that you should contact Lindsay or Lou if you need anything while I'm away.
Alarmingly, most of those surveyed thought that there was a 50% chance that I would be only 35% in the office at any one time.
In the follow up study, it turned out that their concerns were well placed, as I'm out of the office until Friday 6th June.
Other results from the survey showed that 95% of people thought that you should contact Lindsay or Lou if you need anything while I'm away.
Alarmingly, most of those surveyed thought that there was a 50% chance that I would be only 35% in the office at any one time.
I'm out of the office until Friday 30th May 2014
The first rule of Out of Office Club is that you should never talk about Out of Office Club.
The second rule of Out of Office Club is that you must be out of the office until Friday 30th May.
If you need anything while I'm away you have to contact Lindsay or Lou (rule 3).
The second rule of Out of Office Club is that you must be out of the office until Friday 30th May.
If you need anything while I'm away you have to contact Lindsay or Lou (rule 3).
I'm out of the office until Friday 23rd May 2014
We just bought a machine to detect how much I'm in the office and right now it's reading 0.
If you need anything before it reaches 7.2, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
(6.9 is the recommended level of presence before I can be considered "in the office", but we are nothing if not careful).
If you need anything before it reaches 7.2, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
(6.9 is the recommended level of presence before I can be considered "in the office", but we are nothing if not careful).
I'm out of the office until Wednesday 14th May 2014
I baked a massive cake at the weekend and brought it into work.
Unfortunately it's so large that it's got wedged in the door and it's blocking the entrance to the office, so until I can eat my way through, I won't be able to get to my desk.
You can contact Lou and Lindsay if you need anything in the meantime - they're trapped in the office trying to eat their way out.
Unfortunately it's so large that it's got wedged in the door and it's blocking the entrance to the office, so until I can eat my way through, I won't be able to get to my desk.
You can contact Lou and Lindsay if you need anything in the meantime - they're trapped in the office trying to eat their way out.
I'm out of the office until Thursday 1st May 2014
I recently volunteered to take part in some abstract clinical studies which are being run to test how people are affected by temporary absence from work.
In this round of tests I've agreed to be out of the office until Thursday 1st May.
If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
So far I'm not experiencing any ill effects from the treatment. In fact, I have to say I'm feeling pretty awesome.
In this round of tests I've agreed to be out of the office until Thursday 1st May.
If you need anything while I'm away you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
So far I'm not experiencing any ill effects from the treatment. In fact, I have to say I'm feeling pretty awesome.
I'm out of the office until Monday 28th April 2014
I've landed on Community Chest.
The card reads, "Leave the office until Monday 28th April."
As you probably know, the rules say that you have to contact Lindsay or Lou while I'm away
- unless I roll a double.
The card reads, "Leave the office until Monday 28th April."
As you probably know, the rules say that you have to contact Lindsay or Lou while I'm away
- unless I roll a double.
I'm out of the office until Thursday 24th April 2014
I've recently become really, really evil, so I'll be out of the office for a few days, twisting the moral fabric of society until it snaps.
It's not the first time and it tends to pass quite quickly, but if you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
As you'd expect, I'm thinking terrible thoughts about you right now.
It's not the first time and it tends to pass quite quickly, but if you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
As you'd expect, I'm thinking terrible thoughts about you right now.
I'm out of the office until Tuesday 22nd April 2014
The Police called yesterday, to tell us that a close relative has been reported missing.
Naturally we're all devastated. I think it's fair to say that I've been hit particularly hard, as I'm the one who's disappeared.
I hope you'll be able to understand my absence from work, both because we'll all need time to get over this sudden shock and also because my whereabouts is unknown.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay and Lou.
We can only pray that I turn up soon - we just want some kind of closure.
Naturally we're all devastated. I think it's fair to say that I've been hit particularly hard, as I'm the one who's disappeared.
I hope you'll be able to understand my absence from work, both because we'll all need time to get over this sudden shock and also because my whereabouts is unknown.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay and Lou.
We can only pray that I turn up soon - we just want some kind of closure.
I'm out of the ofice until Thursday 10th April 2014
While sealing a package to be sent off to a client, I tripped an fell in.
Before I had time to get out, DHL picked it up and delivered it to somewhere just outside Harrogate, so I'll be out of the office until I've been signed for and returned.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
There was originally some concern that there'd be some duty to be paid on the contents of the package on delivery, which might further delay me. But as it turns out, I have no inherent value, so it's no longer an issue.
Before I had time to get out, DHL picked it up and delivered it to somewhere just outside Harrogate, so I'll be out of the office until I've been signed for and returned.
If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Lou.
There was originally some concern that there'd be some duty to be paid on the contents of the package on delivery, which might further delay me. But as it turns out, I have no inherent value, so it's no longer an issue.
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