I'm out of the office until Monday 3rd November 2014

As a child, my Grandfather would sit me on his knee and give me advice.
It's funny, but I can only really remember a couple of the things he told me.
The one that sticks out the most is,
"If you do one thing in this life, make sure that you're out of the office until Monday 3rd November."

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Jenna.

I'm out of the office until Friday 24th October 2014

I'm heading for oblivion at breakneck speed, on fire, with no way to stop and no intention of doing so.

This kind of instability and errant dynamics just aren't welcome in the quiet, tranquil backwaters of the office, so I won't be in work until my movements come to an inevitable and probably violent end.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Jenna or Lindsay.

I'm out of the office until Tuesday 21st October 2014

I'm secreting an unknown substance and will be out of the office until the government scientists lift the quarantine.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Lindsay or Jenna.

I'm out of the office until Monday 13th October 2014

I'm taking some time out to oversee the launch of my new fragrance, "Absence", so I'll be out of the office until Monday 13th October.
I'm hoping that everyone will be captivated by this exciting new scent, redolent of crisp Spring mornings and empty chairs.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Jenna or Lindsay.

I'm out of the office until Monday 6th October 2014

I've lost my marbles, so I'll be out of the office until I've picked them all up - even the ones that went under the fridge.

If you need anything while I'm away, you can contact Jenna or Lindsay.